<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Inline Performance Magazine &#187; Snickers</title> <atom:link href="http://inlineperformancemag.com/category/jokes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com</link> <description>For All Your Sportbike Needs</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:30:58 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>BMW K1600GT Hidden Function</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:00:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[BMW K1600GT Hidden Function]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12415</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, ever since BMW started sponsoring the James Bond movies, we have seen a lot of homemade, silly customizations to their vehicles. I think this one is the best. Who knew BMW&#8217;s K1600GT has such a cool hidden function? Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, ever since BMW started sponsoring the James Bond movies, we have seen a lot of homemade, silly customizations to their vehicles. I think this one is the best.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SIy0e1p1fuI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Who knew BMW&#8217;s K1600GT has such a cool hidden function?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>LCR Comedy Book</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lcr book]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12322</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again for the last time in 2011. Below is a small video put together for you by the folks over at LCR. You may remember their collaboration for Playboy in the posts we&#8217;ve run in the past. It is quite amusing to watch but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s be funnier if we [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again for the last time in 2011. Below is a small video put together for you by the folks over at LCR. You may remember their collaboration for Playboy in the posts we&#8217;ve run in the past.</p><p>It is quite amusing to watch but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s be funnier if we were working there and actually knew the people in the video. As such with roasts anyways.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Rry8raa10Kg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Have a safe and happy new years guys!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Beautiful Girl is Cause of Scooter Accident</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Beautiful Girl Is The Cause Of Accident]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12236</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, this looks like it happened somewhere in China based on the text in the news broadcast. But this should apply to riders everywhere. Keep your eyes on the road! Check it out. Looks like the woman didn&#8217;t even acknowledge what happened. Could it be a common occurrence for her? Stay tuned for more [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, this looks like it happened somewhere in China based on the text in the news broadcast. But this should apply to riders everywhere. Keep your eyes on the road! Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D-0hBHTDnJ8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Looks like the woman didn&#8217;t even acknowledge what happened. Could it be a common occurrence for her?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Safety Sphere: Ultimate Motorcycle Airbag Suit</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Safety Sphere - Ultimate motorcycle airbag suit]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12233</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Stand aside Alpinestar and Dainese. Rejean Neron&#8217;s Safety Sphere is a protective suit which inflates to a man-sized sphere, completely enveloping the rider in the event of a crash. It inflates in five hundredths of a second, cushioning the rider for any impact (except perhaps those into giant spikes) and [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Stand aside Alpinestar and Dainese. Rejean Neron&#8217;s Safety Sphere is a protective suit which inflates to a man-sized sphere, completely enveloping the rider in the event of a crash. It inflates in five hundredths of a second, cushioning the rider for any impact (except perhaps those into giant spikes) and consists of a loose fitting coverall suit comprised of two layers of fabric. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rQr8YkzEEWQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Neron explains: &#8220;<em>The outer layer is made up of a highly resistant parachute type material. The inner layer is made up of a thin, moderately elastic synthetic material. In a collision situation, the passengers are thrown from the motorcycle, the cord connecting them to the motorcycle seat disconnects, the electrical voltage plummets, and the electronic circuit processor inside the belt buckle housing of each occupant connects the 9 volt battery to an electric igniter in the back housing of their respective suits.</em>&#8221;</p><p>This triggers the firing of an explosive canister of propellant called nitrocellulose. Neron is a motorcycling idealist who believes bikes could play a massive role in alleviating congestion in 21st century cities, if only riders&#8217; fear of crashing&#8217;s consequences could be reduced to those of the prang-happy car driver. He&#8217;s been working on the Safety Sphere for many years, through countless iterations and is now looking for backing to bring the design to production.</p><p>Let&#8217;s hope we can have these soon!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Extreme Motorcycling</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:00:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Extreme Motorcycling]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12163</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I don&#8217;t know which country this is from, but it seems they have a very different approach to picking up women. What do I mean? Check out this video. The guy&#8217;s got 99 problems, but the bitch definitely ain&#8217;t one now! Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I don&#8217;t know which country this is from, but it seems they have a very different approach to picking up women. What do I mean? Check out this video.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PdsXT6FYMng" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>The guy&#8217;s got 99 problems, but the bitch definitely ain&#8217;t one now!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ducati 1199 Paginale Head to head w/ Troy Bayliss &amp; Ernesto Marinelli</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 05:00:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ducati 1199 Paginale Head to head w/ Troy Bayliss & Ernesto Marinelli]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12070</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? The three-time-world-champion and the Superbike Project Director together in a interview about the development of the new Ducati 1199 Panigale. Check it out. You gotta shake it, before you can bake it! Be sure to voice your opinion at Ducatist. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? The three-time-world-champion and the Superbike Project Director together in a interview about the development of the new Ducati 1199 Panigale. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yiu43fvnWAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>You gotta shake it, before you can bake it!</p><p>Be sure to voice your opinion at <a href="http://www.ducatist.com">Ducatist</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Rainwear</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Rainwear]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12066</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? Check out this new Taiwanese &#8220;invention&#8221; for motorcycle and scooter riders. So, many, jokes. I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. I am assuming that public defecation/ urination in Taiwan is legal? That can&#8217;t be right. That&#8217;s all I have to say. I&#8217;ll let you guys fill in the rest [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? Check out this new Taiwanese &#8220;invention&#8221; for motorcycle and scooter riders.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AwQw_lwcRu0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So, many, jokes. I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. I am assuming that public defecation/ urination in Taiwan is legal? That can&#8217;t be right.</p><p>That&#8217;s all I have to say. I&#8217;ll let you guys fill in the rest of the jokes.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Old Spice Motorcycle Commercial</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Old Spice Motorcycle Commercial]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12063</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys! The scent of Old Spice supposedly can turn embarrassingly normal guys into face model champions who smell like adventure and fine cutlery. What do I mean? Check out their commercial! So douse your body regions with the scents of Old Spice and &#8220;Smell Better Than Yourself.&#8221; Stay tuned for more updates, and be [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys! The scent of Old Spice supposedly can turn embarrassingly normal guys into face model champions who smell like adventure and fine cutlery. What do I mean? Check out their commercial!</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ytx2jU2MyWg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So douse your body regions with the scents of Old Spice and &#8220;Smell Better Than Yourself.&#8221;</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wacky Wipers for your Motorcycle Helmet</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Wacky Wipers for your Motorcycle Helmet]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11975</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at European Security Project. If you are a big shot celebrity, or just think you are, then check out their close protection and bodyguard services for the rich and famous around the world services. They also specialize in surveillance [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at European Security Project. If you are a big shot celebrity, or just think you are, then check out their <a href="http://www.copestoresecurity.com/close-protection-3/">close protection</a> and bodyguard services for the rich and famous around the world services. They also specialize in surveillance and counter surveillance, and also close protection training.</p><p>Today I&#8217;m going to show you what every rider wishes they had in rainy weather but is always too embarrassed to install or admit for that matter. These screen-wipers that wipe the visor of your helmet were spotted at the 2011 EICMA show earlier in the month. Check them out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="430" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8--la7M0n7w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>That&#8217;s it for now.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Cop Practices Superman In Parking Lot</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Cop Practices Superman In Parking Lot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11829</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I don&#8217;t know about where you guys live but in certain surrounding cities of where I live, there are some really vigilant cops who seem like they have it out for motorcyclists. They always seem to think that all motorcyclists are hot dogging wannabe stunt junkies. Well, check out the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I don&#8217;t know about where you guys live but in certain surrounding cities of where I live, there are some really vigilant cops who seem like they have it out for motorcyclists.</p><p>They always seem to think that all motorcyclists are hot dogging wannabe stunt junkies. Well, check out the video below.</p><p>You know the saying, people tend to hate characteristics in others that they possess themselves.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="430" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57-wmw-AVQI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at <a href="http://www.bestradardetectors.net">Best Radar Detector</a> dot Net. They are an online retailer of radar detectors. They carry all the best radar detectors from Escort, Beltronics, Cobra and Whistler.</p><p>I&#8217;m not sure if we need one against this particular cop, but his more vigilant fellow officers doling out the speeding tickets might be reason enough for purchasing a radar detector.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ducati Fight For Me Aftershave</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ducati Fight For Me Aftershave]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11774</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Are you a hardcore Ducati fan? Do you make other people refer to you as a Ducatisti? Well, you&#8217;re obsession is not complete until you get your hands on Ducati aftershave. Yup, aftershave. It&#8217;s called Fight for Me. A bunch of pretty Italian ladies turned out last week to mark [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Are you a hardcore Ducati fan? Do you make other people refer to you as a <em>Ducatisti</em>? Well, you&#8217;re obsession is not complete until you get your hands on Ducati aftershave. Yup, aftershave. It&#8217;s called <em>Fight for Me</em>.</p><p>A bunch of pretty Italian ladies turned out last week to mark Ducati&#8217;s latest range of male grooming products.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fight-for-me-1-595x371.jpg" alt="" title="fight-for-me-1" width="595" height="371" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11776" /></a></p><p>Starting with the Fight For Me aftershave, Ducati plans to roll out a range of man-scaping products under the intriguingly named brand.</p><p>Here is the video of then event.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/535cvFyGzW8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Be sure to voice your opinion at <a href="http://www.ducatist.com">Ducatist</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Crash in Nassau County- Jersey Edition</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Crash in Nassau County- Jersey Edition]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11670</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What’s good y’all? Here&#8217;s a special video with some musclemen on fast sport bikes. It looks like these guys were having a nice time riding on Nassau streets, when all of a sudden one guy decides to have a meathead moment and nearly takes his buddy’s leg off. Pay close attention to the dialogue; it [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What’s good y’all? Here&#8217;s a special video with some musclemen on fast sport bikes. It looks like these guys were having a nice time riding on Nassau streets, when all of a sudden one guy decides to have a meathead moment and nearly takes his buddy’s leg off.  Pay close attention to the dialogue; it makes for very good reality TV.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7JUSWgOcLtg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So Bobby and the boys learned two valuable lessons. For one, never ever ride crazy on public roads and two, gear would have been appropriate to have.  Okay actually, it seems they need to learn a lot more like honing their basic motorcycle skills, but they were still very entertaining to watch. This is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at half off the cover price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Monster Can Exhaust</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:00:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Monster Can Exhaust]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11533</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I was surfing the Internet the other day and came across this video of some guy who riveted a Monster Energy soda can onto the end of his headers. Check it out. Just as I suspected. The exhaust sounds like an open can motorcycle. You know, those annoying people who [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I was surfing the Internet the other day and came across this video of some guy who riveted a Monster Energy soda can onto the end of his headers. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sSXDOtvpZ3E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Just as I suspected. The exhaust sounds like an open can motorcycle. You know, those annoying people who run their bikes without an end can? I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the can got crushed of exploded the first time out.</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Shop Sinks and Faucets dot Com. They sell their own brand of kitchen <a href="http://www.shopsinksandfaucets.com/kitchen-sinks/trugranite-sinks.html">granite sinks</a> not surprisingly named &#8220;Shop Sinks and Faucets.&#8221; If you are doing a remodel, consider buying one of their kitchen sinks in the future. They are better business bureau accredited, offer same day shipping, and offer extremely low prices. So be sure to get that new <a href="http://www.shopsinksandfaucets.com/kitchen-sinks/trugranite-sinks.html">granite sink</a> from them.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>2011 Nissan JUKE Commercial Offends Motorcyclists</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2011 Nissan JUKE Commercial Offends Motorcyclists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11499</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? In what can only be described as an epic fail, Nissan has released, and then pulled, this commercial for their Juke. How the higher ups at Nissan let this commercial through is beyond comprehension. Since when did it become okay to run down motorcyclists? We, as motorcycles are already at [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? In what can only be described as an epic fail, Nissan has released, and then pulled, this commercial for their Juke.</p><p>How the higher ups at Nissan let this commercial through is beyond comprehension. Since when did it become okay to run down motorcyclists?</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uIybtMrXWFU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>We, as motorcycles are already at a serious disadvantage on the roads. Why encourage such a deadly encounter? One commenter of the video makes a good point in that it makes no difference if it&#8217;s &#8220;fantasy.&#8221; It is as irresponsible of an ad as a smoking commercial.</p><p><em><strong>UPDATE: Seems like Nissan somehow got the commercial pulled from YouTube, so here is a replacement video from Nissan I think you guys might enjoy.</strong></em></p><p><iframe width="590" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fHv0LoZU1ow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p><img alt="" src="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cover-204x300.jpg" align="left" style="margin-right:15px;" title="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cover-204x300.jpg" class="alignleft" width="204" height="300" /></p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Digital Science Fiction dot Com. Check out their latest <a href="http://digitalsciencefiction.com">science fiction</a> anthology, Pressure Suite &#8211; Digital Science Fiction Anthology 3, available now in all popular ebook formats.</p><p>The new book includes ten all original science fiction stories. It is the third release in Digital Science Fiction Anthology series. They were first published in September 2011 including all professional fiction writers. Each story is between 3500 and 7500 words in length. For more info: http://digitalsciencefiction.com/pressure-suite-digital-science-fiction-anthology-3/.</p><p>Be sure to check them out if you are a fan of <a href="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/pressure-suite-digital-science-fiction-anthology-3/">science fiction books</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Classic Joke in Motion</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Classic Joke in Motion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11210</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, I&#8217;ve got a great video for you today. I know, it starts out slow, but trust me, it&#8217;s worth the wait. I understand no one wants to see some idiot rev the crap out of a motorcycle but trust me, wait for it. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, I&#8217;ve got a great video for you today. I know, it starts out slow, but trust me, it&#8217;s worth the wait. I understand no one wants to see some idiot rev the crap out of a motorcycle but trust me, wait for it.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="479" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gyt5-Tw6SMQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Girls Fall Off Wheelie Machine</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Girls fall off Wheelie Machine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snickers]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10993</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here. Check out this totally bad idea video below. Some company built a wheelie machine to, I don&#8217;t know, teach people how to wheelie? Epic fail if you ask me. Lawsuit waiting to happen. Check it out. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here. Check out this totally bad idea video below. Some company built a wheelie machine to, I don&#8217;t know, teach people how to wheelie? Epic fail if you ask me. Lawsuit waiting to happen. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="484" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yiFHgq_O2as" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Go Ninja!</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 05:00:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Go Ninja!]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10969</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Aye, what&#8217;s good folks? Here is a funny clip of some dude with his Kwak. Wearing leathers doesn’t warrant you to do what the dude does in this clip. Check it out. Never try to tame a Ninja by its horns because it will attack! The guy is just lucky that he landed sliding on [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Aye, what&#8217;s good folks? Here is a funny clip of some dude with his Kwak. Wearing leathers doesn’t warrant you to do what the dude does in this clip. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OfS7gD9oaCE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Never try to tame a Ninja by its horns because it will attack! The guy is just lucky that he landed sliding on his ass in the grass. Okay folks this is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>South Park Harley Riders</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:00:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[South Park Harley Riders]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10918</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, here is a funny clip on Harley riders from the show South park. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Check it out. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine HERE at the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, here is a funny clip on Harley riders from the show South park. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="484" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VdoFTbNltm4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Do You Think They Can Dance?</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:00:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Do You Think They Can Dance?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10896</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Greetings motorcycle fans! If you thought motorcycles were just limited to riding passengers around, racing and looking sexy as hell, then think again. These things are so cool they know how to find a partner and dance their freakin’ wheels off! Check out the video below at Magny Cours, during a round of the promosport [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Greetings motorcycle fans! If you thought motorcycles were just limited to riding passengers around, racing and looking sexy as hell, then think again. These things are so cool they know how to find a partner and dance their freakin’ wheels off!  Check out the video below at Magny Cours, during a round of the promosport Championship: two riders crash and their bikes lock wheel bars and continue to pirouette on the ground.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZaOVNqA7lBA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Dude at the last moment got so freaked out that he threw his hands up in the air in helplessness. I think he got a little jealous. Alright folks this is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Palm Day dot Com. If you ever wondered what your future looks like, wished there was a crystal ball that could tell you how much money you will have, where your love life will be, or if you will be stuck in the same dead end job in ten years, then check out their site.</p><p>There are three popular avenues that are commonly used to inform interested individuals of what their future holds for them. A psychic reading, tarot reading, or a <a href="http://www.palmday.com/">quick palm reading</a> could all give one the information they are looking for to continue down their current road or drastically change the way in which they are heading.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/palm-reading-at-palmdaycom.jpg" alt="" title="palm-reading-at-palmdaycom" width="595" height="789" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10920" /></a></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Police Brutality</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/police-brutality/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/police-brutality/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[police brutality]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10815</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? As a class, we motorcyclists are often dumped into a general category of road hooligans. We are portrayed as gang members, wannabe tough guys, outlaws, you name it, in the media. So, it is natural for the general public to have a negative attitude towards us. Therefore, I was so [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? As a class, we motorcyclists are often dumped into a general category of road hooligans. We are portrayed as gang members, wannabe tough guys, outlaws, you name it, in the media.</p><p>So, it is natural for the general public to have a negative attitude towards us. Therefore, I was so glad to see that in other parts of the world, motorcyclists were not only accepted but treated with such kindness.</p><p>The post title is misleading so check out this video shot by someone obviously using an iPhone or some other smartphone of a policeman at the Isle of Man.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="485" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F1HqiUeKpyg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Take note guys. We are happy go lucky folks on two wheels. And not out to cause trouble!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at half off the cover price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/police-brutality/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Best Motorcycle Theft Deterrent</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/best-motorcycle-theft-deterrent/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/best-motorcycle-theft-deterrent/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motorcycle theft deterrent]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=9973</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. With the economy the way it is, it is also inevitable that crime has risen. An industrious garage owner in Mexico has invented a revolutionary new anti-theft device that could be the perfect way to protect your pride and joy against bike thieves. Fed up with his garage being robbed [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. With the economy the way it is, it is also inevitable that crime has risen. An industrious garage owner in Mexico has invented a revolutionary new anti-theft device that could be the perfect way to protect your pride and joy against bike thieves.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/liondog1-595x446.jpg" alt="" title="liondog1" width="595" height="446" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9976" /></a></p><p>Fed up with his garage being robbed of equipment, the owner spread the word he had bought a Mexican Lion and it lived in his workshop. Sure enough, the locals caught sight of the lion and the garage hasn&#8217;t been burgled since.</p><p>Except &#8216;<em>the lion</em>&#8216; wasn&#8217;t a lion but a dog trimmed to mimic a lion. See picture below.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/liondog2-595x446.jpg" alt="" title="liondog2" width="595" height="446" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9980" /></a></p><p>Time to trim those chihuahuas and poodles people.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/best-motorcycle-theft-deterrent/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>R1 Go-Kart Passes a Cop in the Street</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/r1-go-kart-passes-a-cop-in-the-street/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/r1-go-kart-passes-a-cop-in-the-street/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[R1 Go-Kart Passes a Cop in the Street]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=9674</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I came across this video made by some guy from Northern Michigan. The vehicle has a 2005 Yamaha R1 engine installed in a Beisse Shifter Kart. It puts out around 180 HP and weighs about 220lbs. If you have a short attention span, skip to 7:50 and watch till the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I came across this video made by some guy from Northern Michigan.</p><p>The vehicle has a 2005 Yamaha R1 engine installed in a Beisse Shifter Kart. It puts out around 180 HP and weighs about 220lbs.</p><p>If you have a short attention span, skip to 7:50 and watch till the end for the best part.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="590" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/apd1KBjLV8k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Try doing that anywhere here in the Bay Area and you&#8217;ll end up having the thing impounded within ten minutes!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/r1-go-kart-passes-a-cop-in-the-street/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Fun with the Zero DS &amp; Brammo Enertia</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fun-with-the-zero-ds-brammo-enertia/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fun-with-the-zero-ds-brammo-enertia/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 05:00:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Biker Gear Girl - Electric Motorcycle Fun with the Zero DS and Brammo Enertia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=9646</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? I came across this GearGirl TV channel on YouTube the other day. I mean, what&#8217;s not to check out? A blonde girl with huge knockers talking about motorcycles. So apparently, the guys at Hollywood Electrics let her hop on a Zero DS and a Brammo Enertia electric motorcycle. Free publicity for them [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? I came across this GearGirl TV channel on YouTube the other day. I mean, what&#8217;s not to check out? A blonde girl with huge knockers talking about motorcycles.</p><p>So apparently, the guys at Hollywood Electrics let her hop on a Zero DS and a Brammo Enertia electric motorcycle. Free publicity for them and maybe a chance to bed the hottie with a naughty body? Check it out.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="590" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cE6c68fkOpE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>I don&#8217;t know if everything she claims is 100% true. I mean, how much does she really know about those bikes? The information was probably spoon fed to her. But, don&#8217;t scrutinize too much. Just enjoy those nice C cups moving around.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fun-with-the-zero-ds-brammo-enertia/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Turbospoke: The Bicycle Exhaust System</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/turbospoke-the-bicycle-exhaust-system/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/turbospoke-the-bicycle-exhaust-system/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 05:00:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Turbospoke - The Bicycle Exhaust System]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=9496</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? Remember when you were a kid and put a baseball card near the spokes of your bicycle, so it made that horrible clicking sound as you pedaled? Well, imagine if you had access to the following invention. Check it out. I guess the good thing is that it&#8217;ll warn people that kids [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? Remember when you were a kid and put a baseball card near the spokes of your bicycle, so it made that horrible clicking sound as you pedaled? Well, imagine if you had access to the following invention. Check it out.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="590" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZCvGGuN8a9k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>I guess the good thing is that it&#8217;ll warn people that kids are approaching (or idiot city bicyclists). But seriously, wouldn&#8217;t a baseball card be cheaper?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/turbospoke-the-bicycle-exhaust-system/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Never Let Mom Ride the Motorcycle</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/never-let-mom-ride-the-motorcycle/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/never-let-mom-ride-the-motorcycle/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:00:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Never let Mom ride the motorcycle]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8898</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, never let your mom ride your motorcycle. Especially with out protective gear on. What do I mean? Check it out. Poor grandma! Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine HERE at the pre-order price for a limited time. If [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, never let your mom ride your motorcycle. Especially with out protective gear on. What do I mean? Check it out.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="590" height="479" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b-6BBuCYsFE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Poor grandma!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/never-let-mom-ride-the-motorcycle/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Original Motorcycle Dog</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-original-motorcycle-dog/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-original-motorcycle-dog/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 05:00:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Original Motorcycle Dog]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8795</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, there once was a dog named Dog and this dog rode a motorcycle complete with goggles. Check it out. So cute! Life is good Dog! Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at Full Throttle Clothing. If you are a fan of motorcycles, tattoos, or both, you&#8217;re really going [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, there once was a dog named Dog and this dog rode a motorcycle complete with goggles. Check it out. So cute!</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="590" height="479" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xdj67XknFrM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Life is good Dog!</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at <a href="http://www.fullthrottleclothing.com">Full Throttle Clothing</a>. If you are a fan of motorcycles, tattoos, or both, you&#8217;re really going to dig their line of clothing. One particular staff member&#8217;s favorite is their &#8220;<a href="http://www.fullthrottleclothing.com/tops/cops-are-assholes">Cops Are Assholes</a>&#8221; T-Shirt. Check it out on their site.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-original-motorcycle-dog/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Porno Movie</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-porno-movie/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-porno-movie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 05:00:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle porn movie]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8699</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? Riding safely I hope. Here is a video I found online from Transworld Motorcross that I thought you guys might enjoy. Take a look. Yep, you are welcome guys. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? Riding safely I hope. Here is a video I found online from Transworld Motorcross that I thought you guys might enjoy. Take a look.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="590" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mKzQras0CSE" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe></p><p>Yep, you are welcome guys.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-porno-movie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Redneck Dentist Uses Harley Davidson to Pull Tooth</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/redneck-dentist-uses-harley-davidson-to-pull-tooth/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/redneck-dentist-uses-harley-davidson-to-pull-tooth/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Redneck Dentist uses Harley Davidson to pull tooth]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8693</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, I came across something truly disturbing online about how some guy used his Harley Davidson to pull out his son&#8217;s tooth. Take a look. And what is with the spray painted heads? Is that some sort of redneck thing? Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, I came across something truly disturbing online about how some guy used his Harley Davidson to pull out his son&#8217;s tooth. Take a look.</p><p><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="590" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dIeZ8R68jG0" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe></p><p>And what is with the spray painted heads? Is that some sort of redneck thing?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/redneck-dentist-uses-harley-davidson-to-pull-tooth/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Valentino Rossi Yamaha Jupiter 135 MX Commerical</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/valentino-rossi-yamaha-jupiter-135-mx-commerical/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/valentino-rossi-yamaha-jupiter-135-mx-commerical/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 05:00:23 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Valentino Rossi in Yamaha Jupiter 135 MX Commerical]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8551</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I was trolling the Internet today and found this video on YouTube of a commercial for the Yamaha Jupiter 135 MX. Don&#8217;t know what that is? I didn&#8217;t either. So I clicked it. Judging by the looks of the people in the video and the sound of the language, I [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I was trolling the Internet today and found this video on YouTube of a commercial for the Yamaha Jupiter 135 MX. Don&#8217;t know what that is? I didn&#8217;t either. So I clicked it.</p><p>Judging by the looks of the people in the video and the sound of the language, I am guessing the commercial originally aired in Indonesia. Correct me if I&#8217;m wrong folks.</p><p>But don&#8217;t worry, our buddy Val speaks English. Check it out.</p><p><object width="590" height="473"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jycz8ruoWrw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jycz8ruoWrw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="590" height="473"></embed></object></p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at The Wellness Company Melaleuca. Tea tree oil made from Melaleuca alternifolia is a highly effective topical antibacterial and antifungal agent, that can be used to naturally boost the cleaning and disinfecting properties of many common household items.</p><p>Melaleuca is a multi level marketing business. If you are interested please check out the <a href="http://mela-team.com">Melaleuca Review</a>.</p><p>That&#8217;s it for today folks.</p><p>Stay tuned to more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/valentino-rossi-yamaha-jupiter-135-mx-commerical/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Crash FAIL</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-crash-fail/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-crash-fail/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 05:00:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Crash FAIL]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=8544</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? At the risk of starting yet another sportbike versus cruiser debate, I&#8217;m not going to say anything and just have you folks watch the video below. With no room to put his feet down on either side of the ramp, what did he think was going to happen? Today&#8217;s post is brought [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? At the risk of starting yet another sportbike versus cruiser debate, I&#8217;m not going to say anything and just have you folks watch the video below.</p><p><object width="590" height="473"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/36_dFpt0jDs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/36_dFpt0jDs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="590" height="473"></embed></object></p><p>With no room to put his feet down on either side of the ramp, what did he think was going to happen?</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Canyon Delivery. When visiting the Utah area to vacation or just hit the slopes, these folks take care of buying groceries for you. They do <a href="http://www.canyondelivery.com">grocery delivery Utah Snowbird</a>, Alta, Brighton, Solitude, and Cottonwood Heights.</p><p>Stay tuned to more updates, and be sure to reserve your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-crash-fail/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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