<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Inline Performance Magazine &#187; Snickers</title> <atom:link href="http://inlineperformancemag.com/category/jokes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com</link> <description>For All Your Sportbike Needs</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 06:44:53 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>Fastest 360 Degree Five Point Turn</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fastest-360-degree-five-point-turn/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fastest-360-degree-five-point-turn/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 05:00:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fastest 360 Degree Five Point Turn]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12950</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? Check out this guy from Asia on a streetfightered Honda Cbr600RR. He claims that in the video, he has completed the world&#8217;s fastest 360 degree five point turn. What do you guys think? Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? Check out this guy from Asia on a streetfightered Honda Cbr600RR. He claims that in the video, he has completed the world&#8217;s fastest 360 degree five point turn.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KWoY0fj8ew0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>What do you guys think?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/fastest-360-degree-five-point-turn/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Planking on a MV?</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/planking-on-a-mv/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/planking-on-a-mv/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 05:00:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Planking on a MV?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12947</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Ever seen some guy planking on a motorcycle? Check out this rider below on his MV Agusta Brutale. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine HERE. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free! If you [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Ever seen some guy planking on a motorcycle? Check out this rider below on his MV Agusta Brutale.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OvsFWdKYtUQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/planking-on-a-mv/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Car Jump Attempt</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/car-jump-attempt/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/car-jump-attempt/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 05:00:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Car Jump Attempt]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12940</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, here is a funny little clip from YouTube. Boy genius on a motorcycle was attempting to jump over a car Evil Knevil syle. Check out what happens, if you haven&#8217;t already guessed. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, here is a funny little clip from YouTube. Boy genius on a motorcycle was attempting to jump over a car Evil Knevil syle. Check out what happens, if you haven&#8217;t already guessed.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UHQdRhXJGjw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/car-jump-attempt/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Domino&#8217;s Pizza Safe Sound</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/dominos-pizza-safe-sound/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/dominos-pizza-safe-sound/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 05:00:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domino's Pizza Safe Sound]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12886</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? To improve road safety Domino&#8217;s Pizza in the Netherlands introduces a human engine sound on their silent electrical scooters. Check it out. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine HERE. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free! [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? To improve road safety Domino&#8217;s Pizza in the Netherlands introduces a human engine sound on their silent electrical scooters. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n17B_uFF4cA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/dominos-pizza-safe-sound/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Colbert Report</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-colbert-report/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-colbert-report/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Colbert Report]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12836</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? Comedy Central&#8217;s Stephen Colbert caught the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute. Check out who he dubs as a dirt bike badass in the Lincoln Tunnel. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? Comedy Central&#8217;s Stephen Colbert caught the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute. Check out who he dubs as a dirt bike badass in the Lincoln Tunnel.</p><p><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:411884" width="595" height="335" frameborder="0"></iframe><a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/411884/april-05-2012/dirt-bike-badass-in-the-lincoln-tunnel"></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/the-colbert-report/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hitler on Valentino Rossi&#8217;s Qualifying in Qatar</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/hitler-on-valentino-rossis-qualifying-in-qatar/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/hitler-on-valentino-rossis-qualifying-in-qatar/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 05:00:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hitler on Valentino Rossi's qualifying in Qatar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12774</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, here&#8217;s a funny little video for you guys today. The Downfall scene where Hitler is in a furious tirade has been used over and over again in parodies in dozens of situations. Check out Valentino Rossi&#8217;s qualifying in Qatar as the target after his performance in Qatar as the center for this one. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, here&#8217;s a funny little video for you guys today. The Downfall scene where Hitler is in a furious tirade has been used over and over again in parodies in dozens of situations. Check out Valentino Rossi&#8217;s qualifying in Qatar as the target after his performance in Qatar as the center for this one.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ly4m-o9wUIg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/hitler-on-valentino-rossis-qualifying-in-qatar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Loading Fail</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-loading-fail/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-loading-fail/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle load FAIL]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12801</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. The video below clearly shows how not to load your pride and joy into the back of a truck. Check it out. I love how the girl just stands there trying not to laugh instead of helping the dude, who is clearly freaked that he just laid down his bike. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. The video below clearly shows how <em>not</em> to load your pride and joy into the back of a truck. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XPu6YwitIRo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>I love how the girl just stands there trying not to laugh instead of helping the dude, who is clearly freaked that he just laid down his bike.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-loading-fail/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Safety Awareness</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-safety-awareness/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-safety-awareness/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:00:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Safety Awareness]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12771</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. The video below focuses on using &#8220;all the gear all the time&#8221; (ATGATT), an acronym used to remind riders to use the proper safety gear while operating a motorcycle. Check it out. A DOT approved helmet, eye protection, gloves, long sleeve shirt, long pants, boots and a reflective vest are [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. The video below focuses on using &#8220;all the gear all the time&#8221; (ATGATT), an acronym used to remind riders to use the proper safety gear while operating a motorcycle. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C-aGb-g3Tjk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>A DOT approved helmet, eye protection, gloves, long sleeve shirt, long pants, boots and a reflective vest are required to be worn by all Navy personnel. The Navy motorcycle safety course is also required for all personnel who choose to operate a motorcycle.</p><p>I think all riders should be required to take the safety course in order for them to get their M designation from the DMV.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-safety-awareness/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Angry Brazilian Woman v. Motorcyclist</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/angry-brazilian-woman-v-motorcyclist/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/angry-brazilian-woman-v-motorcyclist/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 05:00:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Angry Brazilian Woman v. Motorcyclist]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12760</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? While riding through urban traffic in Brazil, a Kawasaki ZX-11 owner suddenly runs into trouble with the female driver of a small SUV. After an initial exchange, the rider kicks the SUV’s headlamp out. The driver responds in kind by ramming the bike. But, when the rider gets up and [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? While riding through urban traffic in Brazil, a Kawasaki ZX-11 owner suddenly runs into trouble with the female driver of a small SUV.</p><p>After an initial exchange, the rider kicks the SUV’s headlamp out. The driver responds in kind by ramming the bike. But, when the rider gets up and attacks the driver, the guy gets plowed across lanes of traffic by the now clearly crazy bitch.</p><p>Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3rz-yN_Bn_M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Let&#8217;s take it easy out there folks!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/angry-brazilian-woman-v-motorcyclist/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mobile Food Motorcycle</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/mobile-food-motorcycle/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/mobile-food-motorcycle/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mobile Food Motorcycle]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12645</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, food trucks seem to be all the rage these days. However, in other parts of the world, they are nothing new. In fact, some are not even in trucks, but on motorcycles! Check out this guy in Thailand, riding around and carrying his chef as a passenger. We do not know if this [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, food trucks seem to be all the rage these days. However, in other parts of the world, they are nothing new. In fact, some are not even in trucks, but on motorcycles! Check out this guy in Thailand, riding around and carrying his chef as a passenger.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zSY0cfHqJrI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>We do not know if this is for tax purposes as in Thailand, food stands, motorcycles, and motorcycle trucks are taxed differently by the government.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/mobile-food-motorcycle/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>70MPH Mobility Scooter in the SNOW</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/70mph-mobility-scooter-in-the-snow/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/70mph-mobility-scooter-in-the-snow/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[70MPH Mobility Scooter in the SNOW]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12539</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, we usually report on news about things on two wheels, but this was too cool to pass up. Whoever said grandma and grandpa were not cool, just check out this video below. This guy was able to reach around 51mph on snow! Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, we usually report on news about things on two wheels, but this was too cool to pass up. Whoever said grandma and grandpa were not cool, just check out this video below.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zy5rkw4SeP4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>This guy was able to reach around 51mph on snow!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/70mph-mobility-scooter-in-the-snow/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>BMW K1600GT Hidden Function</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:00:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[BMW K1600GT Hidden Function]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12415</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, ever since BMW started sponsoring the James Bond movies, we have seen a lot of homemade, silly customizations to their vehicles. I think this one is the best. Who knew BMW&#8217;s K1600GT has such a cool hidden function? Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, ever since BMW started sponsoring the James Bond movies, we have seen a lot of homemade, silly customizations to their vehicles. I think this one is the best.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SIy0e1p1fuI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Who knew BMW&#8217;s K1600GT has such a cool hidden function?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of our new Winter/ Spring 2012 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a>. Don&#8217;t worry, shipping is free!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/bmw-k1600gt-hidden-function/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>LCR Comedy Book</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lcr book]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12322</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again for the last time in 2011. Below is a small video put together for you by the folks over at LCR. You may remember their collaboration for Playboy in the posts we&#8217;ve run in the past. It is quite amusing to watch but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s be funnier if we [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again for the last time in 2011. Below is a small video put together for you by the folks over at LCR. You may remember their collaboration for Playboy in the posts we&#8217;ve run in the past.</p><p>It is quite amusing to watch but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s be funnier if we were working there and actually knew the people in the video. As such with roasts anyways.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Rry8raa10Kg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Have a safe and happy new years guys!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/lcr-comedy-book/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Beautiful Girl is Cause of Scooter Accident</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Beautiful Girl Is The Cause Of Accident]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12236</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, this looks like it happened somewhere in China based on the text in the news broadcast. But this should apply to riders everywhere. Keep your eyes on the road! Check it out. Looks like the woman didn&#8217;t even acknowledge what happened. Could it be a common occurrence for her? Stay tuned for more [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, this looks like it happened somewhere in China based on the text in the news broadcast. But this should apply to riders everywhere. Keep your eyes on the road! Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D-0hBHTDnJ8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Looks like the woman didn&#8217;t even acknowledge what happened. Could it be a common occurrence for her?</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/beautiful-girl-is-cause-of-scooter-accident/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Safety Sphere: Ultimate Motorcycle Airbag Suit</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Safety Sphere - Ultimate motorcycle airbag suit]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12233</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Stand aside Alpinestar and Dainese. Rejean Neron&#8217;s Safety Sphere is a protective suit which inflates to a man-sized sphere, completely enveloping the rider in the event of a crash. It inflates in five hundredths of a second, cushioning the rider for any impact (except perhaps those into giant spikes) and [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Stand aside Alpinestar and Dainese. Rejean Neron&#8217;s Safety Sphere is a protective suit which inflates to a man-sized sphere, completely enveloping the rider in the event of a crash. It inflates in five hundredths of a second, cushioning the rider for any impact (except perhaps those into giant spikes) and consists of a loose fitting coverall suit comprised of two layers of fabric. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rQr8YkzEEWQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Neron explains: &#8220;<em>The outer layer is made up of a highly resistant parachute type material. The inner layer is made up of a thin, moderately elastic synthetic material. In a collision situation, the passengers are thrown from the motorcycle, the cord connecting them to the motorcycle seat disconnects, the electrical voltage plummets, and the electronic circuit processor inside the belt buckle housing of each occupant connects the 9 volt battery to an electric igniter in the back housing of their respective suits.</em>&#8221;</p><p>This triggers the firing of an explosive canister of propellant called nitrocellulose. Neron is a motorcycling idealist who believes bikes could play a massive role in alleviating congestion in 21st century cities, if only riders&#8217; fear of crashing&#8217;s consequences could be reduced to those of the prang-happy car driver. He&#8217;s been working on the Safety Sphere for many years, through countless iterations and is now looking for backing to bring the design to production.</p><p>Let&#8217;s hope we can have these soon!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year! Also, pre-order out next issue for half off <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=XXRBFL9R7K8BW">HERE</a> as well!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/safety-sphere-ultimate-motorcycle-airbag-suit/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Extreme Motorcycling</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:00:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Extreme Motorcycling]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12163</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I don&#8217;t know which country this is from, but it seems they have a very different approach to picking up women. What do I mean? Check out this video. The guy&#8217;s got 99 problems, but the bitch definitely ain&#8217;t one now! Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I don&#8217;t know which country this is from, but it seems they have a very different approach to picking up women. What do I mean? Check out this video.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PdsXT6FYMng" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>The guy&#8217;s got 99 problems, but the bitch definitely ain&#8217;t one now!</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> for only $1.00 till the end of the year!</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/extreme-motorcycling/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ducati 1199 Paginale Head to head w/ Troy Bayliss &amp; Ernesto Marinelli</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 05:00:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tony Tone</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ducati 1199 Paginale Head to head w/ Troy Bayliss & Ernesto Marinelli]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12070</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What&#8217;s up people? The three-time-world-champion and the Superbike Project Director together in a interview about the development of the new Ducati 1199 Panigale. Check it out. You gotta shake it, before you can bake it! Be sure to voice your opinion at Ducatist. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What&#8217;s up people? The three-time-world-champion and the Superbike Project Director together in a interview about the development of the new Ducati 1199 Panigale. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yiu43fvnWAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>You gotta shake it, before you can bake it!</p><p>Be sure to voice your opinion at <a href="http://www.ducatist.com">Ducatist</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/ducati-1199-paginale-head-to-head-w-troy-bayliss-ernesto-marinelli/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Rainwear</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Rainwear]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12066</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? Check out this new Taiwanese &#8220;invention&#8221; for motorcycle and scooter riders. So, many, jokes. I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. I am assuming that public defecation/ urination in Taiwan is legal? That can&#8217;t be right. That&#8217;s all I have to say. I&#8217;ll let you guys fill in the rest [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? Check out this new Taiwanese &#8220;invention&#8221; for motorcycle and scooter riders.</p><p><iframe width="595" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AwQw_lwcRu0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So, many, jokes. I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. I am assuming that public defecation/ urination in Taiwan is legal? That can&#8217;t be right.</p><p>That&#8217;s all I have to say. I&#8217;ll let you guys fill in the rest of the jokes.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-rainwear/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Old Spice Motorcycle Commercial</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Old Spice Motorcycle Commercial]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=12063</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys! The scent of Old Spice supposedly can turn embarrassingly normal guys into face model champions who smell like adventure and fine cutlery. What do I mean? Check out their commercial! So douse your body regions with the scents of Old Spice and &#8220;Smell Better Than Yourself.&#8221; Stay tuned for more updates, and be [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys! The scent of Old Spice supposedly can turn embarrassingly normal guys into face model champions who smell like adventure and fine cutlery. What do I mean? Check out their commercial!</p><p><iframe width="595" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ytx2jU2MyWg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So douse your body regions with the scents of Old Spice and &#8220;Smell Better Than Yourself.&#8221;</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/old-spice-motorcycle-commercial/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wacky Wipers for your Motorcycle Helmet</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Wacky Wipers for your Motorcycle Helmet]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11975</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at European Security Project. If you are a big shot celebrity, or just think you are, then check out their close protection and bodyguard services for the rich and famous around the world services. They also specialize in surveillance [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the good folks over at European Security Project. If you are a big shot celebrity, or just think you are, then check out their <a href="http://www.copestoresecurity.com/close-protection-3/">close protection</a> and bodyguard services for the rich and famous around the world services. They also specialize in surveillance and counter surveillance, and also close protection training.</p><p>Today I&#8217;m going to show you what every rider wishes they had in rainy weather but is always too embarrassed to install or admit for that matter. These screen-wipers that wipe the visor of your helmet were spotted at the 2011 EICMA show earlier in the month. Check them out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="430" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8--la7M0n7w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>That&#8217;s it for now.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/wacky-wipers-for-your-motorcycle-helmet/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Cop Practices Superman In Parking Lot</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Cop Practices Superman In Parking Lot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11829</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I don&#8217;t know about where you guys live but in certain surrounding cities of where I live, there are some really vigilant cops who seem like they have it out for motorcyclists. They always seem to think that all motorcyclists are hot dogging wannabe stunt junkies. Well, check out the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on guys? I don&#8217;t know about where you guys live but in certain surrounding cities of where I live, there are some really vigilant cops who seem like they have it out for motorcyclists.</p><p>They always seem to think that all motorcyclists are hot dogging wannabe stunt junkies. Well, check out the video below.</p><p>You know the saying, people tend to hate characteristics in others that they possess themselves.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="430" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57-wmw-AVQI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at <a href="http://www.bestradardetectors.net">Best Radar Detector</a> dot Net. They are an online retailer of radar detectors. They carry all the best radar detectors from Escort, Beltronics, Cobra and Whistler.</p><p>I&#8217;m not sure if we need one against this particular cop, but his more vigilant fellow officers doling out the speeding tickets might be reason enough for purchasing a radar detector.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/motorcycle-cop-practices-superman-in-parking-lot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ducati Fight For Me Aftershave</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ducati Fight For Me Aftershave]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11774</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Are you a hardcore Ducati fan? Do you make other people refer to you as a Ducatisti? Well, you&#8217;re obsession is not complete until you get your hands on Ducati aftershave. Yup, aftershave. It&#8217;s called Fight for Me. A bunch of pretty Italian ladies turned out last week to mark [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. Are you a hardcore Ducati fan? Do you make other people refer to you as a <em>Ducatisti</em>? Well, you&#8217;re obsession is not complete until you get your hands on Ducati aftershave. Yup, aftershave. It&#8217;s called <em>Fight for Me</em>.</p><p>A bunch of pretty Italian ladies turned out last week to mark Ducati&#8217;s latest range of male grooming products.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fight-for-me-1-595x371.jpg" alt="" title="fight-for-me-1" width="595" height="371" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11776" /></a></p><p>Starting with the Fight For Me aftershave, Ducati plans to roll out a range of man-scaping products under the intriguingly named brand.</p><p>Here is the video of then event.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/535cvFyGzW8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Be sure to voice your opinion at <a href="http://www.ducatist.com">Ducatist</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/ducati-fight-for-me-aftershave/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Motorcycle Crash in Nassau County- Jersey Edition</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Motorcycle Crash in Nassau County- Jersey Edition]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11670</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>What’s good y’all? Here&#8217;s a special video with some musclemen on fast sport bikes. It looks like these guys were having a nice time riding on Nassau streets, when all of a sudden one guy decides to have a meathead moment and nearly takes his buddy’s leg off. Pay close attention to the dialogue; it [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>What’s good y’all? Here&#8217;s a special video with some musclemen on fast sport bikes. It looks like these guys were having a nice time riding on Nassau streets, when all of a sudden one guy decides to have a meathead moment and nearly takes his buddy’s leg off.  Pay close attention to the dialogue; it makes for very good reality TV.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7JUSWgOcLtg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>So Bobby and the boys learned two valuable lessons. For one, never ever ride crazy on public roads and two, gear would have been appropriate to have.  Okay actually, it seems they need to learn a lot more like honing their basic motorcycle skills, but they were still very entertaining to watch. This is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at half off the cover price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/motorcycle-crash-in-nassau-county-jersey-edition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Monster Can Exhaust</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:00:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Monster Can Exhaust]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11533</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I was surfing the Internet the other day and came across this video of some guy who riveted a Monster Energy soda can onto the end of his headers. Check it out. Just as I suspected. The exhaust sounds like an open can motorcycle. You know, those annoying people who [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here again. I was surfing the Internet the other day and came across this video of some guy who riveted a Monster Energy soda can onto the end of his headers. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="443" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sSXDOtvpZ3E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Just as I suspected. The exhaust sounds like an open can motorcycle. You know, those annoying people who run their bikes without an end can? I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the can got crushed of exploded the first time out.</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Shop Sinks and Faucets dot Com. They sell their own brand of kitchen <a href="http://www.shopsinksandfaucets.com/kitchen-sinks/trugranite-sinks.html">granite sinks</a> not surprisingly named &#8220;Shop Sinks and Faucets.&#8221; If you are doing a remodel, consider buying one of their kitchen sinks in the future. They are better business bureau accredited, offer same day shipping, and offer extremely low prices. So be sure to get that new <a href="http://www.shopsinksandfaucets.com/kitchen-sinks/trugranite-sinks.html">granite sink</a> from them.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/monster-can-exhaust/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>2011 Nissan JUKE Commercial Offends Motorcyclists</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2011 Nissan JUKE Commercial Offends Motorcyclists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11499</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? In what can only be described as an epic fail, Nissan has released, and then pulled, this commercial for their Juke. How the higher ups at Nissan let this commercial through is beyond comprehension. Since when did it become okay to run down motorcyclists? We, as motorcycles are already at [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey, what&#8217;s going on everyone? In what can only be described as an epic fail, Nissan has released, and then pulled, this commercial for their Juke.</p><p>How the higher ups at Nissan let this commercial through is beyond comprehension. Since when did it become okay to run down motorcyclists?</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uIybtMrXWFU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>We, as motorcycles are already at a serious disadvantage on the roads. Why encourage such a deadly encounter? One commenter of the video makes a good point in that it makes no difference if it&#8217;s &#8220;fantasy.&#8221; It is as irresponsible of an ad as a smoking commercial.</p><p><em><strong>UPDATE: Seems like Nissan somehow got the commercial pulled from YouTube, so here is a replacement video from Nissan I think you guys might enjoy.</strong></em></p><p><iframe width="590" height="332" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fHv0LoZU1ow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p><img alt="" src="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cover-204x300.jpg" align="left" style="margin-right:15px;" title="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cover-204x300.jpg" class="alignleft" width="204" height="300" /></p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Digital Science Fiction dot Com. Check out their latest <a href="http://digitalsciencefiction.com">science fiction</a> anthology, Pressure Suite &#8211; Digital Science Fiction Anthology 3, available now in all popular ebook formats.</p><p>The new book includes ten all original science fiction stories. It is the third release in Digital Science Fiction Anthology series. They were first published in September 2011 including all professional fiction writers. Each story is between 3500 and 7500 words in length. For more info: http://digitalsciencefiction.com/pressure-suite-digital-science-fiction-anthology-3/.</p><p>Be sure to check them out if you are a fan of <a href="http://digitalsciencefiction.com/pressure-suite-digital-science-fiction-anthology-3/">science fiction books</a>.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/2011-nissan-juke-commercial-offends-motorcyclists/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Classic Joke in Motion</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 05:00:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Classic Joke in Motion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=11210</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, I&#8217;ve got a great video for you today. I know, it starts out slow, but trust me, it&#8217;s worth the wait. I understand no one wants to see some idiot rev the crap out of a motorcycle but trust me, wait for it. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, I&#8217;ve got a great video for you today. I know, it starts out slow, but trust me, it&#8217;s worth the wait. I understand no one wants to see some idiot rev the crap out of a motorcycle but trust me, wait for it.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="479" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gyt5-Tw6SMQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price until supplies last.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/classic-joke-in-motion/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Girls Fall Off Wheelie Machine</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Girls fall off Wheelie Machine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snickers]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10993</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hey guys, Jon here. Check out this totally bad idea video below. Some company built a wheelie machine to, I don&#8217;t know, teach people how to wheelie? Epic fail if you ask me. Lawsuit waiting to happen. Check it out. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hey guys, Jon here. Check out this totally bad idea video below. Some company built a wheelie machine to, I don&#8217;t know, teach people how to wheelie? Epic fail if you ask me. Lawsuit waiting to happen. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="484" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yiFHgq_O2as" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/girls-fall-off-wheelie-machine/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Go Ninja!</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 05:00:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Go Ninja!]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10969</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Aye, what&#8217;s good folks? Here is a funny clip of some dude with his Kwak. Wearing leathers doesn’t warrant you to do what the dude does in this clip. Check it out. Never try to tame a Ninja by its horns because it will attack! The guy is just lucky that he landed sliding on [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Aye, what&#8217;s good folks? Here is a funny clip of some dude with his Kwak. Wearing leathers doesn’t warrant you to do what the dude does in this clip. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OfS7gD9oaCE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Never try to tame a Ninja by its horns because it will attack! The guy is just lucky that he landed sliding on his ass in the grass. Okay folks this is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/go-ninja/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>South Park Harley Riders</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:00:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Irene</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ipm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[South Park Harley Riders]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10918</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Hi guys, here is a funny clip on Harley riders from the show South park. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Check it out. Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine HERE at the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Hi guys, here is a funny clip on Harley riders from the show South park. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Check it out.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="484" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VdoFTbNltm4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/jokes/south-park-harley-riders/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Do You Think They Can Dance?</title><link>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/</link> <comments>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:00:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Africa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News & Opinions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snickers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Do You Think They Can Dance?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://inlineperformancemag.com/?p=10896</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p>Greetings motorcycle fans! If you thought motorcycles were just limited to riding passengers around, racing and looking sexy as hell, then think again. These things are so cool they know how to find a partner and dance their freakin’ wheels off! Check out the video below at Magny Cours, during a round of the promosport [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align = 'center'></th></tr></table><br/></p><p>Greetings motorcycle fans! If you thought motorcycles were just limited to riding passengers around, racing and looking sexy as hell, then think again. These things are so cool they know how to find a partner and dance their freakin’ wheels off!  Check out the video below at Magny Cours, during a round of the promosport Championship: two riders crash and their bikes lock wheel bars and continue to pirouette on the ground.</p><p><iframe width="590" height="367" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZaOVNqA7lBA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Dude at the last moment got so freaked out that he threw his hands up in the air in helplessness. I think he got a little jealous. Alright folks this is Studdly signing off.</p><p>Today&#8217;s post is brought to you by the folks over at Palm Day dot Com. If you ever wondered what your future looks like, wished there was a crystal ball that could tell you how much money you will have, where your love life will be, or if you will be stuck in the same dead end job in ten years, then check out their site.</p><p>There are three popular avenues that are commonly used to inform interested individuals of what their future holds for them. A psychic reading, tarot reading, or a <a href="http://www.palmday.com/">quick palm reading</a> could all give one the information they are looking for to continue down their current road or drastically change the way in which they are heading.</p><p><img src="http://inlineperformancemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/palm-reading-at-palmdaycom.jpg" alt="" title="palm-reading-at-palmdaycom" width="595" height="789" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10920" /></a></p><p>Stay tuned for more updates, and be sure to order your copy of the 2011 print edition of Inline Performance Magazine <a href="http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=83DXTY8LPBWG2">HERE</a> at the pre-order price for a limited time.</p><p>If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/InlinePerformanceMagazine"><strong>full feed RSS</strong></a> or receive new posts by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1874109&amp;loc=en_US"><strong>Email</strong></a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://inlineperformancemag.com/newsopinions/do-you-think-they-can-dance/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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